When I'm Dead

When I die, I want to be cremated immediately. I don't want anything weird put in my body to preserve it and I don't want anyone to see me. I wouldn't want for my family to have any memory of me as a corpse. I also don't want to be buried. The thought of being put in a box to rot away creeps me out. So let it be known that if anyone in my family tries to get me preserved or viewed, I will haunt your ass forever! Now here are some great cremation options, what do you think?

"With each certified, high-quality, cremation diamond, we offer an exclusive Diamond guarantee against any and all defects.

Cremation diamonds are a one of a kind style of cremation jewelry and a meaningful alternative to cremation urns. A true memorial to a unique life. Embrace your cremation diamond jewelry as a personal precious bond.

Cremation diamonds provide way to embrace your loved ones memory day by day. Cremation diamonds are a more personal choice that is kept close day to day. Cremation urns can still be used to hold the remaining ashes. The cremation diamond is the most unique and timeless cremation jewelry tribute available. Create a testimony to their unique life.

Each cremation diamond is truly a one of a kind cremation jewl to be passed down."

"Cremation Urn Glass Globes

Streaks of pure white ash will be seen through the crystal clear cremation urn glass, immortalizing your loved one in the artwork. Made with only a small amount of ashes, your cremation Memory Glass serves as an accompaniment to scatterings, burials or urns. Crafted to your specifications, your Memory Glass sculpture grants you a unique, personal memorial that those traditional methods cannot. Cremation urn glass provides a lasting, tangible tribute that reflects the memory of your loved one, a simple yet respectful way of remembering. At your request we can also create a custom memorial glass globe that does not hold the ashes of your loved one."

AND MY FAVORITE...

"Personal Cremation Urns for ashes are a new and exciting way to memorialize your loved one.

Now we can create a custom cremation urn for ashes in the image of your loved one or favorite celebrity or hero, even President Obama!.

Personal Urns for ashes combine art and the very latest in technology to create a family heirloom that will be cherished for generations.

They are built from just one or two photographs of any persons face. They are made of a tough polymere compond and a solid marble base. This is the most heartwarming and special memorial product available anywhere - "A Personal Urn"

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Kisses!
Kinetic Wife