The Doctor Is In

I went in for an appointment with my new military primary care physician. It's so weird to see a doctor all dressed in camo. The first thing I noticed was he seemed to be a bit confused. He asked me my due date at least 3 times in about 5 minutes. Then he wasn't sure if my medication was okay during pregnancy so he started googling it on his cell phone. He also kept dropping things and would drop a nice profanity here and there in front of the kiddo. After the appointment was over we saw him in another room as we were leaving. He was eating popcorn out of one of those throw up bucket things. I liked him.