Farts

Today my seven-year-old wanted to know if girls really fart. I told him that everyone farts. He then asks "do animals fart?" I told him that they do. He then began trying to figure out which animal has the biggest fart. After much contemplation he decided that it must be the T-Rex. He lined up his lego action figures and then demonstrated what would happen if a T-Rex farted on them. He made all of the guys falls down from the wind and the smell. This all went down at the coffee shop for everyone to hear. Everyone just got a free course in Raising Little Boys 101. You're welcome.